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The Rider
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Artist: Deep Purple
Album: SPLAT! (2026)

I live a life
Of outrageous extravagance
From way up here
Show my talent and elegance
I have some weird peccadillos
Stick 'em on the rider.

When I arrive
I want some heel-clickers
After my doughnut
A couple of lip-lickers
Moisturise them both
Then slap 'em on the rider.

Woe is me
I'll let you know when I'm ready to sing
I can't exist
Can't do my thing.

Without a brace of
Super hot psycho-ologists
Cover my back
With a sincere apologist
And where's the dom?
I know I wrote it in the rider.

Take me up in a
Private elevator
And don't forget to book a
Bliss appropriator
What happened to the last guy
Check it in the rider.

Woe is me
You'll never know when I'm ready to sing
I can't exist
Can't do my thing.

Keep 'em waiting
While I prefer to stay
Catch a live performance
Just for me, cirque du soleil.

Woe is me
I'll let you know
When I'm ready to sing
I can't exist
Can't do my thing.

Don't call me precious
Priceless is just fine
I'm worth even more
In this here swollen head of mine.

Before I dance, get my
Poddy-macologist
I got bumps now
Where's my phrenologist
I'm off to the funny farm
It's all there in the rider.

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Album: SPLAT!
Release: (2026)

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