I Lost On Jeopardy
Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics

I was there to match my intellect on national tv

Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a phd

I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night

Art flemming gave the answers

Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby, ooh

I lost on jeopardy, baby, ooh

Well, I knew I was in trouble now

My hope of winning sank

Oh, 'cause I got the daily double

And then my mind went blank

I took potpourri for one hundred

And then my head started to spin

Well, I'm given up don pardo

Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I lost on jeopardy, baby, ooh

I lost on jeopardy, baby, ooh

[Spoken]

That's right al -- you lost.

And let me tell you what you didn't win a twenty set volume of the encyclopedia international,

A case of turtle wax, and a years supply of rice-a-roni, the san fransisco treat.

But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people.

You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come.

You don't get to come back tomorrow.

You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game.

You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of

I guess I just wasn't to bright

Well, I sure hope I do better

Next weekend on the price is right-ight-ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby, ooh

I lost on jeopardy, baby, ooh

I lost on jeopardy, baby