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Morning, marshall.' 'morning, doc.' 'so we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?' 'anxious.' 'anxiety?' 'well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. nervous.' 'nervous? c'mon, marshall, you're a big boy now. sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. you found a sponsor yet?'
'Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back' 'well, if you find one, you find one. if you don't, you don't.' 'well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... wait, what?' 'well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person.'
'But I thought variety was the most important thing?'
'So what else are you thinking?'
'Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them.' 'steps?'
'Yeah, steps.' 'there's a lot of them, aren't there? 'well, twelve.'
'Christ, I don't even know them all.' 'really?'
'Anything else?' 'um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?'
'Take a drink.' 'what?' 'take a drink and y'know, take the edge off.'
'Take the edge off? man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to.' 'what, you mean these?' [shakes pills]
'Man, what the fuck! ?' 'marhsall, what's the matter, darling? having some doubts already? marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, marshall. we'll always be together, marshall. marshall... ? marshall! ? 'no, no, no, no, no!'