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 [Intro] 
[Eminem making sounds] 
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down! 
Ok.. 
Guess who's back? 
Back again 
Shady's back 
Tell a friend 
Whaaaaaaaa 
Now everyone report to the dance floor 
To the dance floor, to the dance floor 
Now everyone report to the dance floor 
Alright stop!.....pajama time 
[Verse 1] 
Come here little kiddies, on my lap 
Guess who's back with a brand new rap? 
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys 
What else could I possibly do to make noise? 
I done touched on everything, but little boys 
That's not a stab at michael 
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho 
I go a little bit crazy sometimes 
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes 
Good god, dip, do a little slide 
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide 
Up the center of the dance floor 
Like tp for my bunghole 
And it's cool if you let one go 
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? 
Give a little 'poot poot', it's ok! [fart sound] 
Oops my cd just skipped 
And everyone just heard you let one rip 
[Chorus] 
Now I'm gonna make you dance 
It's your chance 
Yeah boy shake that ass 
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl 
Girl you know you're my world 
Alright now lose it 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Just lose it 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Go crazy 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Oh baby 
(Ha-ha) 
Oh baby, baby 
(Ha-ha) 
[Verse 2] 
Well, it's friday and it's my day 
Just to party all the way to sunday 
Maybe 'til monday, I dunno what day 
Everyday's just a holiday 
Crusin' on the freeway 
Feelin' kinda breezy 
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow 
I dunno where I'm goin' 
All I know is when I get there 
Someone's gonna 'touch my body' 
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk 
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work 
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? 
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah) 
Now, what's your name girl? 
What's your sign? 
[Dr dre] 'man, you must be up out your mind' 
Dre! (ha-ha) 
Beer goggles! blind! 
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm 
[Chorus] 
Now I'm gonna make you dance 
It's your chance 
Yeah boy shake that ass 
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl 
Girl you know you're my world 
Alright now lose it 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Just lose it 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Go crazy 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Oh baby 
(Ha-ha) 
Oh baby, baby 
(Ha-ha) 
[Verse 3] 
It's tuesday and I'm locked up 
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened 
They say I was running butt naked 
Down the street screaming 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember 
All I know is this much 
I'm not guilty 
They said, 'save it, boy we gotcha you on tape 
Yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'' 
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down 
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound 
Everything looks like it's 8 mile now 
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves 
Snap back to reality 
Look it's b.rabbit! 
Yo you signed me up to battle!? 
I'm a grown man! 
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie 
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! 
Fella's (what?!) fella's (what?!) 
Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) 
Black girls 
White girls 
Skinny girls 
Fat girls 
Tall girls 
Small girls 
I'm callin' all girls 
Everyone report to the dance floor 
It's your chance for a little romance or 
Butt squeezin' it's the season 
Just go (ha-ha-ha-ha) 
It's so appeasin' 
[Chorus] 
Now I'm gonna make you dance 
It's your chance 
Yeah boy shake that ass 
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl 
Girl you know you're my world 
Alright now lose it 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Just lose it 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Go crazy 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 
Oh baby 
(Ha-ha) 
Oh baby, baby 
(Ha-ha) 
[Outro] 
Ummmmmm touch my body 
Ummmmmm touch my body 
Ooh boy just touch my body 
I mean girl just touch my body 
            
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