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 Hey, yo 
(This song's about) 
My, my stepdad 
(Let's see if this ever happened to you) 
I, I hate 
My, my stepdad. 
One thing that sticks in my craw 
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom 
Socked her right in her eyeball 
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic 
With all the pictures that I draw of 
Shit that I already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts 
All I can hear is drama with mom and him 
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways 
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm 
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard 
Doctors had to put it down 
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker. 
I, I, hate 
My, my stepdad (stepdad) 
So tonight I'm sayin', 'bye-bye stepdad' (stepdad) 
Outside, I look like I'm calm 
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb 
'cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom) 
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on 
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him 
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times 
He swatted me with it, I'm cryin' 
He just started hittin' me harder 
God, I just wish I could jaw him 
If I could get my weight up 
But I'm just a second grader 
This prick is bigger than I am 
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide 
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time 
Sneak up with a lethal injection 
And put him down like they did to my dog 
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in taiwan 
This fuckin' shit's like saigon 
Neighbors called police on him 
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion 
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones) 
Just be bygones 
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off 
But this why I 
I, I, hate 
My, my stepdad (stepdad) 
So tonight I'm sayin', 'bye-bye stepdad' (stepdad) 
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall 
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got 
Way bigger fish to fry 
Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off 
The hand'll wait for the fist to fly off to put this guy in a pine box 
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan 
So this christmas, I got some color books and some crayons 
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin' 
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes 'whoops' and just laughs 
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense 
I stood up and said, 'fuck you punk' and I took off and ran 
To my bedroom, as I fled 
Knowin' shit would hit the fan 
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat 
He kicked it in 
I swung it hard as I could at his head 
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed 
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear 
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass 
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad 
'Ding-dong,' the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his 
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter wein 
Then buried him next to my dog 
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em. 
I, I, hate 
My, my stepdad (stepdad) 
So tonight I'm sayin', 'bye-bye stepdad' (stepdad) 
'cause I, I, hate 
My, my stepdad (stepdad) 
So tonight I'm sayin', 'bye-bye stepdad' (stepdad) 
            
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