Enter Shikari Slipshod

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'Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice'

Get me the manager
'Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?'

First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don't want to be here

Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience

There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
We put our order in - I can't believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season

My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut

Rory c, well, tell 'em'
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!

'Please don't raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment,
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly no?'

Oh really? well that's a great vase you got there,
It'd be a real shame if something happened to it'

Slipshod, kick it.
Cunt.