Something To Talk About
Koe Wetzel Song Lyrics

I can rob a bank in an ol' mustang

I could fight the cops with my bare two hands

End up in jail eatin' microwave hell

But I'm a little smarter than that.

I could even wait 'til the night got late

Maybe with some fog and rain too

Steal all the riches from them greedy sons of bitches

And send in my story to the news.

Then you'd have somethin' to talk about

Tell 'em I'm jesse james

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

Nah there ain't no doubt

That I will give you somethin' to talk about.

Take to a bar and drink like a sailor and take home a married woman

Tell her that I love her when her man walks in and puts a hollow point in my head.

Later on at the funeral everyone is cryin'

I could bust out of the casket that my momma picked out

Dance all around the jolly good fellow

Well then you'd have, then you'd have

Somethin' to talk about

Tell 'em I've gone insane.

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

Nah there ain't no doubt

That I will give you somethin' to talk about

Talk about

Get to talkin'.

Then you'd have

Somethin' to talk about

Tell 'em I'm strung on cocaine

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

Nah there ain't no doubt

That I will give you somethin' to

Somethin' to talk about

Tell 'em I'm high as a plane.

Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it

Nah there ain't no doubt

That I will give you

Somethin' to talk about

Yeah, yeah

Somethin', somethin' to talk about.