Paris Hilton Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel

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[Amber]
I've never been so surgically maimed!

[Rotti]
Amber, please, it's not that bad.

[Amber]
I'll be the laughingstock of the stage!

[Rotti]
Daughter, please, it's not so bad.

[Amber]
This is your fault!
I asked you to help me!

[Rotti]
Now, amber, please.
I warned you about this.
Happiness is not a warm scalpel.

[Amber]
I don't care! it's not fair!

[Rotti]
Baby, baby, baby, don't do this.

[Amber]
I will never sing again!

[Rotti]
I gave you the life I wished I'd had.

[Amber]
I look like a crime scene, dad.

[Rotti]
All you ever do is take, take, take. all I ever do is give.
I said nothing when you came to me
Asking, 'can I be asian?'

[Amber]
That surgery was only $90 grand!

[Rotti]
I did not complain
When you changed your name
From largo to sweet.

[Amber]
I need a stage name!

[Rotti]
You are a disgrace!
Your genes are not worthy of mine!