The Rules
Paul Russell Song Lyrics

Thank you for tuning it.

I used to tell girls

Don't pull up without a nose ring

Don't play nobody but smokey

Don't pull up if you ain't watched your grandma pull the church hat out when she cut on joel osteen

And you better like gnocchi

And quote smart people books like you read through don quixote

And I hope you had your protein

And you better have some family with no teeth cause that's prospective

Don't pull up if you ain't low key

Until you get hyped up from that italian job boat scene

And by no means should you be wearing clothing

That doesn't turn heads for the whole team

And you can't be from wyoming because that's far for christmas

And you best know how to cook like mamas biscuits

And you cannot be too old though it's not my business

And you can't have too many exes like it's all my children

And I hope you don't watch all my children

Unless it plays by accident cause you were on that channel anyway

But I pray you'll play spades with me any day

And when you lose you come back cause you ain't finished bae

But you can't be good enough to win it bae

Or I'll be mad and that's awkward, hope you get it bae

But anyway don't pull up if you can't quote a lot of old rap

But not obscure stuff cause I probably wouldn't know that

Just the hits and the throwbacks

You get all that? good...

If you're chasing love

Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up

If you made em up

If you're chasing love

Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up

If you made em up.

Well she pulled up without a nosering

And we spent some time in oc

I saw these rules I really don't need

I guess she had to show me

They ain't mean a whole lot now did they

I would chase a new girl every wednesday

And now the tracks I write about her go as hard as aldente

Really I was looking for an ornament

A girl to balance out the picture like the border did

Maybe that's why I think I kept on getting bored of it

And then she flipped the whole thing like the quarter did

Get you a girl who shows you who you really are

A girl who shows you god and confuses you a lot

A girl who gets you into stuff you googled in the car

Cause you ain't know what she was talking bout or doing at the start

That's love

Buddy boy

I threw my list to the pacific

She ain't like rap but now she listen

Now we both back with a mission

I said we both back with a mission

And we gone see it happen to fruition

That's god

That's god.

If you're chasing love

Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up

If you made em up

If you're chasing love

Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up

If you made em up.

This feels like a shoutout song

It's a love song so I can't shout out but one person

We'll just let it roll.