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 Somewhere below the grand hotel 
There is a tunnel that leads down to hell 
Take the dumbwaiter, the laundry chute 
Then sneak through the hall past the boys shining boots 
Then left at the courtyard through the old garden 
Where all the bellhops smoke with the guards 
And then you run to the old lake house 
Down to the old lake house 
Run to the old lake house where it begins. 
Under the floorboards there's a deep well 
That leads to a spring that sprung up in hell 
That's where old devils danced and kissed 
And made their blood pacts in the ancient myths 
And running through forest they screamed in chorus 
While piercing fair maiden's chests with their horns 
And then they lay in the grass 'til the dawn came 
Sleeping away 'til the dawn came 
Lay in the grass where now stands the grand hotel. 
The maître d' and a fancy chef 
Silver's real, the liquor's top shelf 
Play some tennis, swim in a pool 
Stroll the garden shady and cool 
You won't care that the devils 
Won't mind that the devils 
Won't know that the devils are near. 
Somewhere below the grand hotel 
There is a tunnel that leads straight to hell 
But no one comes up for the souls anymore 
They come for some comfort and for the dance floor 
And hiding sharp horns under fedoras 
Do not disturb signs instead of a chorus 
They toss and turn 'til the dawn comes 
On soft sheets 'til the dawn comes 
No one sleeps at the grand hotel. 
Room service, mini-bar 
Scented soaps, chauffeured cars 
Stay a day, stay a week 
Here's the tunnel, take a peek 
Just call up your friends at the front desk 
Any hour at the front desk 
Call up your friends at the grand hotel 
You'll always have friends at the grand hotel. 
 
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