The 1975 The Ballad Of Me And My Brain

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And well, I think I've gone mad
Isn't that so sad?
And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had
Oh, mum check the car - it can't have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It's likely in a sainsbury's
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
I jumped on a bus, declared my name
And asked if anybody had seen my brain
Your brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter laura?
'cause she adores ya
But I think you're shit
'I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!'
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
'Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!'
I searched all day it drove me insane
'Where would I be if I was my brain?' '

The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain
But couldn't find a single trace of my brain
'Oops I did it again' started playing
Forget my brain, remember my pain.