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First World Problems
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Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Mandatory Fun (2014)

[Verse 1]
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? don't they know how to text? omg!
I got

[Chorus]
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems

[Verse 2]
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live t.v
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get wifi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
So I could qualify for free shipping on amazon

[Chorus x2]

[Outro]
(Laughing)


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Mandatory Fun lyrics Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Mandatory Fun
Release: (2014)

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