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Weasel Stomping Day
Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho! it's weasel stomping day

Put your viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's weasel stomping day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's weasel stomping day

[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]

People love them down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's weasel stomping
We'll have some fun on weasel stomping
Put down your gun, it's weasel stomping day
Hip hip hooray, it's weasel stomping day

Weasel stomping day
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Album: Straight Outta Lynwood
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