Wilbur Soot The 'Nice Guy' Ballad

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Hello, no one is available to take your call
Please, leave a message after the tone [beep]
'You're a fucking bitch sarah, I swear to god I'm gonna find you, and' [beep]
'Hey sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message
I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags
I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us
Please, please, can you unblock me on msn messenger?' [beep]

M'lady
Can you hear me?
Please don't block my number again
Look, I've jumped through all your hoops
We got off on the wrong foot
I want to prove to you
That I'm not obsessed with sex.

Left on seen
Another visit to your facebook gallery
This time not to masturbate
But instead, to appreciate
Something no man could do as well as I can
Something that shouldn't be for free
Cause I'm the only guy for you
And you're the only girl for me.

So why won't you
Show me your tits?

That restraining order
Was a bit far
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
It's not a felony
It's not even a crime
I just wanted to make sure
You weren't seeing any black guys.

Who am I kidding?
A girl as pure as you
Would never go for a man like me
Because you are what reality is made of
Even the part that's gritty.

So why won't you
Show me your tits?
Consensually.

I'm a gentleman what can I say? I'm also really mentally stable.

I'm gonna kill myself
If you don't go out with me
I mean, it's a stretch
But blood is my dichotomy
I mean, come on
I wrote you a fucking song
I wouldn't have done this if you weren't an attractive woman.

Not... not that you're just a woman to me. I mean I'm a really sensitive guy. I can... I can see below the skin.

So why won't you
Show me your tits?

This isn't where it ends
We all make our mistakes
And the world will keep on turning
But it turns a lot slower
When you're not around
I'll settle for a picture of your feet.