Big Fat Bitch
Zac Brown Band Song Lyrics

We were driving to birmingham, alabama and my buddy keith was driving the truck

And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac.

She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that big fat bitch.

So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went.

Big fat bitch

She's a big ol big ol fat bitch

She goes to ryan's and they say, 'shit!

This one's gonna cost us...

She's a big ol bitch!'

She's a big ol bitch.

She sweats grits

You can hide a pound of dope

Under one of her tits.

Big fat bitch

She's a big ol bitch.

Who stole christmas?

The grinch

Who stole the twinkies?

Big fat bitch!

She's a big ol bitch.

Yeah she had this cajun friend

Who had a pet alligator

She ate that some-bitch

Like it was a green now n later

Or a fried green da-mator

You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush

To masterbate her.

She's a big ol bitch

She's a big ol bitch.

When she was eight years old she had a pogo stick that would say, 'hey wanda!'

And they'd go 'song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong'

And now her pogo stick says, 'holy fucking shit!'

And they go 'bount. bount.'

She's a big ol bitch

She's a big ol bitch.

She gargles and drools and spits

And she makes all kinds of noise

She chases the ice cream man down cunningham

In her corduroys.

She's a big ol bitch

She's a big ol big fat bitch!!!!