Medicine Ball
Eminem Song Lyrics

Oh, my goodness what have I done (oh no) I can't believe it

It's like... I've got the whole world

In my palm and I'm ready to jump up...

Welcome to the slim shady mecca rebecca

It's the village in new york right next to the try decca

It's my sector homosexual dissector

Come again rewind selector

I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually reck ya

Hannibal lector into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize ya in the less than five seconds I get ya

They said once bitten n twice shy

We lie next to the guy

With nine ecstasy pills and five extra

Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yes sir I took the rest of the lunester pills from my dresser

It's my kinda vibe what else shud I try lester

Drop, kick the bitch before the second trimester

Performed a home abortion with dexter the (ni yeser)

Dig her fetus out with a wire hanging then digest her

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again lets begin now hand me the pen

How shud I begin it and were does it all end the world is just my medicine ball your all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again lets begin now hand me the pen

How shud I begin it and were does it all end my medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends

All my west side bitches throw it up put a balloon inside your pussy... weep and blow it up

Man I think that he just fell off the teeth and showing up

So you better change the station

To keep from throwing up man you seen it all before your all too familiar with it

There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it

You know you with it girl don't front, oh no you didn't I won right by the pussy cat dolls when call you kitten

I'll pee on rihanna see man I do what I wanna

Spray perfume in the sauna room

Crazy glue in madonna to the lazy boy so called fold her in two and sit on her

Imagine if visual for that man who would've thoughta

Could ever be such a relentless prick

And leashin his fingers for the chicks who waltz

She looks like she outlived her life sentence I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive

If you (were(nt)) so defensive it wouldn't be

Your so sensitive

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again lets begin now hand me the pen

How shud I begin it and were does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball your all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Lets begin now hand me the pen

How shud I begin it and were does it all end

My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends

Put christopher reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quick sand

Here you need a hand... big man... grab hold of this branch

With both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words... jeeze

So one last time, mister christopher reeves won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please

(Christopher reeves) eminem I'm coming to kill you (sniff)

Always hated you and I still do you'll never feel my shoes

My superman costume (sniff)

Doesn't even fit you they don't feel you you taking this shit too far (sniff)

Who d'you think you are (hang) my suit up in the armoire

Everyday I hate you more and more throw down the cardboard

Lets break dance if you think your hardcore

I guess it's time for you to hate me again lets begin now hand me the pen

How shud I begin it and were does it all end the world is just my medicine ball your all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Lets begin now hand me the pen

How shud I begin it and were does it all end

My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends