Underground
Eminem Song Lyrics

A lot of people ask me where the fuck I've been at the last few years

Shit I don't know but I do know - I'm back now.

Here comes the rain and thunder now no where to run, to run til now

I'll disappeared, you'll wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground [x2]

Dre. I'm down here under the ground pick me up, broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up

60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia

After they sip piss through christopher reevs sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxipads enough oxi-cotton to send a fucking nox to rehab

Whack job in the back in a black stalking cap jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (he can't say that)

Yes he can, I just did faggot, now guess again

Better text message your next of kin, tell em shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again

Throw a fucking lesbian into wetzy men faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy ann and andy,

No! ragidy, andy and andy no! it can't be, it can't be

Yes it can be, the fucking anti-christ back danny and satan in black satin panties

This is amity ville, collamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanies

Through every nook and cranny looking for trannies

Milk and cookies spilled on my silk

Negligee lookie razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed, cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed

Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me until he jumps out of the fucking toilet when your taking a pee.

Here comes the rain and thunder now no where to run, to run til now

I disappeared you wonder how looking for me, I'm underground [x2]

Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair found at the back of a van after the shooting at the vanity fare

Hanna montanna prepare to elope from a can opener and a pea cut open like a can'taloupe and candy bears

Glad bags, yeah glad to be back, because last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dead in rehab

Fucking doctor, I didn't understand a damn that he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch

Two weeks in brightened, I ain't enlightened biting into a fucking vicadin like I'm a viking

Oh! lighten the stricken, oh might be a fucking sign, not like I'm a psychic

Evaluation fuck jason its friday the 19th

That means is just a regular day and this is the kind of shit I think of a regular lay

Fucking lesbians should have had her legs in the way

Now shes pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay.

Here comes the rain and thunder now no where to run, to run til now

I disappeared you wonder how looking for me, I'm underground [x2]

Tell the critics I'm back and coming spit it back in abundance

Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of fonions

Mad at me understandable, canable shooting animal light up a cannon and have him catapult adding a dog!

Captain of a cult, with an elite following to turn halloween back into a trick or treat holiday

Have micheal myers looking like a liar, swipe his power replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers

Hit jason forbes with 40's stuck a expository up his ass and made him tell him his story

Gave hannibal lector a fucking nectarine sat him in a fucking fruit and vegtable section and gave him a lecture

Walked up elm street with a fucking wiffle bag drew fought freddy krueger and edward scissor hands too

Came out with a little scratch, ooh

Looking like a got in a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat goose

Insanity, can it be panity, where is the humanity

And having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputy

Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets

With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it

Cut your fucking head off and ask you where your headed off to,

Get it headed off to (haha)

Medic this headache's awful

This anesthetic is pathetic so is this diabetic waffle

And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

Here comes the rain and thunder now no where to run, to run til now

I disappeared you wonder how looking for me, I'm underground [x2]

So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this.

And now I'm 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to share,

Thanks. thanks for sharing brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?

Yeah I got something I want to share- when you walked through the door you were queer to me

So come here baby boy, just come here to me you're a cock boy, everybody wants you

You're gayer than you would ever claim to I won't have to rape you

So homie lay down down down lay down down down lay down down down

Lay down lay down.

Where's everybody going? this always went over real big in gay a

Ok wait, I got another one I just love condoms and lots of come no?