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 'Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice' 
Get me the manager 
'Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?' 
First of all I was greeted with a grimace 
Service with a sneer 
He don't want to be here 
Second of all I was seated by the window 
And the draft was a serious inconvenience  
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine 
We put our order in - I can't believe the time  
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen 
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season 
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth 
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut 
Rory c, well, tell 'em' 
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes 
This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits! 
'Please don't raise your voice in here sir  
This is a respected establishment, 
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly no?' 
Oh really? well that's a great vase you got there, 
It'd be a real shame if something happened to it' 
Slipshod, kick it. 
Cunt. 
            
 
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