Alimony
Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics

Here she comes now, wants her alimony

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now

Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest

I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) 'cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)

My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)

Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)

Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)

I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony

Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony

Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah

Then she took me for everything, yeah everything

She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)

I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)

The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)

My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)

I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) oh you do

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) is it due

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) or you'll sue

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)

Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)

Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony

Bleed me dry (alimony)

I said no (no), oh no (no)

No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)