You Make Me
Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall

You make me do the limbo

You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall

You make me watch the gong show

There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it

You make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me

You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts

You make me wanna phone home

You make me wanna write a dozen book reports

Then pack myself in styrofoam

Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the eiffel tower out of belgian waffles

You make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what, what you do to me

You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park

Then take my hamster to the beach

You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark

And use a recommended bleach

When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the care bears movie

You make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what, what you do to me

That's what you do to me

That's what you do to me

That's what you do to me

You make me wanna break the laws of time and space

You make me wanna eat pork

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face

Then remove 'em with a pitchfork

You know there's something quite unusual about you but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it

You make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what, what you do to me

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do-do-do-do-do to me

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do

(You make me) that's what you do to me